About

We are two old retired guys and my son, who is too busy with his affairs to interfere with us, but kind enough to front us the startup money. We are each of us veterans, though only my kid has been in a shooting war. Only one of us is a felon, but the other two are keeping a close eye on me. (Details someday, maybe, for now just assume it was one of those “process crimes” that General Flynn was accused of. One big difference between me and the General [all of which are to his advantage], is he had Sidney Powell and I had, well, did you ever see My Cousin Vinny? Remember the public defender Vinny’s cousin opted for? Mine was kinda like that except a lot more expensive.)

Why in heaven’s name do I feel compelled to tell you this? Mainly, better you hear it from me rather than someone else. Times being what they are, I want to beat the cancel-culture lowlifes to it, before they might try to “cancel” us.

But you don’t have to be personally acquainted with the DOJ or the BOP to have an attitude towards established authorities.

One last thing, our wives are pretty used to our hare-brained schemes. We’ll appreciate it if you help us shock them with this one. Not asking for charity – we want you to be satisfied with every penny you spend with us. (Not that all of you will spend anything. With you guys, we just hope that any time spent at PoundSand.us, will be time well spent.)